Oct 11, 2013
Well Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian have separated. Normally I would want to comfort a cougar like Kris but she disgusts me and I would only think of Bruce and his hideous mug. How could she have had sex with him? Obviously he was the clear winner there on that front.
Kris Kardashian Jenner all I can say is wow. You never cease to amaze me. So beautiful. So smart. Yet so ignorant. You were a whore turned housewife. You should turn your soul and that of your children over to the Lord. He is the only one who can help you. We all know you had sex behind your poor dead husbands, Robert Kardashian, back and gave OJ Simpson the daughter he should have known better; Chloe Kardashian Simpson. You didnt even let his body run cold before you hopped in bed and got married to another man. Poor Robert. You have more skeletons in your closet than Greenwich village has sickly muscular fairies. Lets not even talk about all the behind the scenes shenanigans of your failed talk show and how you oppressed your staff like olden day slaves. For Gods sake woman, your daughters love black men and the heavy thick staffs that they are endowed with. How could you treat people like those Black mens ancestors?
Bruce Jenner. How I grew up wanting to race faster because of you and seeing your face on that box of Wheaties. Now I want to vomit just seeing your face on TV. What happened to you? I thought you were that all natural boy turned athlete that we all looked up to. Now youre a sad plastic surgery addicted, freakishly ugly, sad yet rich old man. You say you are a motivational speaker yet you can only motivate me to toss my cookies. I know you really dont want to leave Kris. I mean who wants a face like yours? Maybe your mother, but I dont think youre into that kind of thing.
The two of you deserve each other. Please dont break up and spread that thing, that is the both of you, like a virus to anyone other than yourselves. You need to live off each other, cheat on each other, anything but procreate with each other, and not let your essence spread to innocent people.
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