Monday, October 23, 2017

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Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian are having sex with other people

Kardashian Well Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian have separated. Normally I would want to comfort a cougar like Kris but she disgusts me and I would only think of Bruce and his hideous mug. How could she have had sex with him? Obviously he was the clear winner there on that front. Kris Kardashian Jenner all I can say is wow. You never cease to amaze me. So beautiful. So smart. Yet so ignorant. You were...

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Should Kim Kardashian run for Mayor?


Should Kim Kardashian run for Mayor?

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Whats next? Mayoral Sex Tape?

Kardashian It all started with a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J and boy did that turn a lot of heads. Before we knew it, she was at it again. She didn't have a sex tape this time round, but we really can't be sure about that, but this time, she was dating NBA player Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets over 2010. Before we knew it, the two "love birds" were getting engaged; how touching. Finally the...

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Kim Kardashian for Mayor?

Kardashian Mayor?? MAYOR?!? Are you kidding me Kim Kardashian? You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag, yet you think that you have the smarts and experience to run a town? Boy do I hope the rest of Glendale is smarter than she is. I'm with Kris Humphries on this one (I hope that guy is glad they ended the marriage). This has got to be a publicity stunt and yet another outlet for her to get...

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Mind numbing and irritating Kim Kardashian

Kardashian The only thing more mind numbing and irritating than Kim Kardashian being all over the internet is when her even less deserving of fame sisters are alongside her. This week on her websites 'Weekly Roundup' she celebrates National Siblings day by berating us with even more pictures of the annoying clan. Seriously has anyone even heard of this holiday? She then goes on to announce her Kim...

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Kim Kardashians Overpriced Wedding

Kardashian While most of the world is still basking in the ever glow of recent royal weddings, happy to see devoted genial couples that are ready to change the world, America is left with trashy ho-bag Kim K. With her gigantic nether regions overtaking the seats of Bentleys and basketball stadiums, her over-priced pretentious wedding is taking over L.A, as the date draws closer. On August 20th, fat-ass...

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Is Kim Kardashians Butt Real

Kardashian Since Kim Kardashian became a reality television icon, people have not stopped talking about her ass. People with small minds and no lives have been debating about the authenticity of the star's rump for over a year. Is it real, or is it fake? Did Kim get implants to have that juicy booty? Well, it looks like all of these over-obsessed fans have finally gotten the answer they have been waiting...

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Yeti has Nip Slip

Kardashian The Yeti aka Kloe Kardashian made an appearance on Fox & Friends and throughout the entire interview her nipple was completely visible. Kloe has been tweeting about this incident non stop most likely because she has finally succeeded in getting some media attention. Although she does not have any physical attributes in common with the other Kardashian girls she did get the dumb gene along with...

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Smacked by Kim Kardashian

Kardashian What an awful day I wake up this morning feeling pretty good, get my cup of coffee and read my online papers and get smacked in the face by the headlines "Kim Kardashian getting married". The last few months have been so nice, Kim Kardashian FREE, I had totally forgotten about the entire family who by the way I swear, thinks they are America's Royal Family. I hate Kim Kardahsian, and her big...

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The Million Dollar Yeti

Kardashian Khloe Kardashian defies all logic when it comes to the physical construction of a normal human's body. It makes me question the evolution of present man from the neaderthal period, because clearly, she's the closest thing to a humanoid cave-dweller that I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. I'm surprised some lucky paparazzi hasn't submitted her picture to a cryptozoological society yet,...

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The Overrated Tart

Kardashian Kim Kardashian is nothing less than a lucky troll. Why? Well, examine the facts. There are very few people who knew about or cared about any of the Kardashians until Kim released a sex tape (big surprise there). It was discovered they were beyond rich and the media immediately flocks to give them enough publicity to feed on for a few years and a reality television show. When honestly, none of the...
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The Kardashians are a family that have a reality show called Keeping up with the Kardashians. The television show is on the E! network channel and began in October of 2007.

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