Thursday, May 17, 2012

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Dancing with the Stars DWTS

Dancing with the Stars is for Tools

Dancing with the Stars DWTS Dancing with the Stars had potential. It had great potential. The idea was initially, a celebrity would team up with a professional dancer to dance their way to a top prize for their favorite charity. Since the inception of Dancing with the Stars, the show has completely gone in a downhill direction. It's turned into a reality TV show with a live finale at the end of each episode. This is just an...

MTV

Reality TV needs to die

MTV Reality shows used to be something truly unique. Since the very first episodes of MTV's Real World, where things seemed completely unscripted, reality shows have evolved into something more fake than we could have possibly imagined in the early 90's. Yet somehow, people are still attracted to shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives. What is it that's so appealing to you. Do you really think...

MTV

MTV series felon dakoda luna

frank vasquez- Dakoda Luna stepfather- ex- con released from prison for drugs and guns and he is on tv preaching to his son in this tv program.

MTV

Situation Looming Between Abercrombie Fitch and Jersey Shore Star

MTV Abercrombie & Fitch recently offered a substantial amount of money to Jersey Shore grease-monkey Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino in hopes that he and his obnoxious cast-mates will cease wearing their brand. A & F believes the Jersey Shore members are tainting the brand name with their crude behavior and lack of talent; which they seem to do with everything that wear or touch. It's no surprise...

Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace gets conned by mother daughter duo Gary Giordano

Nancy Grace The second Aruba case in the past 7 years has hit a crescendo of unanswered questions and suspicions. 35 year old Robyn Gardner went missing on August 2nd; apparently meeting Gary Giordano in Aruba, a man who she had previously had contact with on the internet. As of August 17th, the manhunt for a living woman was called off and officials in Aruba can only go off the assumption that Gardner is...

Movies

Dirty Dancing Remake Has Patrick Swayze Turning in his Grave

Movies It's official! Producer and Director, Kenny Ortega, who is responsible for the teenage idiocy that was Highschool Musical, is remaking Dirty Dancing. I can hear Patrick Swayze cursing in his grave from here. Although the cast has yet to be announced, we can be certain that it will more than likely feature people who cannot act, much less dance in a way that isn't degrading to the current...

Movies

Final Destination 5 Decent and Mildly Entertaining

Movies The Final Destination franchise continues to pump out movies where kill-scenes are abundant, creative, and gruesome; which is enough to keep some of their audience entertained, but most people have grown to think of Final Destination as a repeating headache. As with every Final Destination film before it, Final Destination 5 starts out with a savior foreseeing the death of everyone and only...

Movies

Anne Hathaway Catwoman

Movies I wasn't thrilled when Anne Hathaway was cast as Catwoman in the upcoming Batman movie, but I accepted it because she had done well in other features. I also accepted the fact that Tom Hardy was scripted to play Bane, although he's a little on the meeker side and not nearly as buff as Bane used to be. I could even tolerate Christian Bale again, but it's sad when producers want to put a new spin...

Nancy Grace

Robyn Gardner Missing in Aruba Hardly an American Beauty

Nancy Grace On August 2, 2011, 35-year-old Robyn Gardner disappeared while in Aruba vacationing with her friend 50-year-old Gary Giordano whom she met on match.com. Of course Nancy Grace is comparing this situation to the Natalee Holloway case most likely to increase her ratings, which have dramatically decreased since Casey Anthony was found "Not Guilty". But honestly Robyn Gardner is NO Natalee...

Nancy Grace

Conrad Murray Attorney Worried about Nancy Grace Effect

Nancy Grace The defense attorney of Conrad Murray has requested that the jury be sequestered from media boob Nancy Grace. Honestly I am not surprised what-so-ever after watching her horrendous coverage of the Casey Anthony case where Grace clearly convicted Casey Anthony before the trial even begun. Michael Flanagan the attorney defending Conrad Murray who is currently charged with causing the death of...

Movies

Why The Horrible Movie Remakes

Movies Every year the movie industry spends millions of dollars resurrecting movies that were just fine to begin with and never truly dead. Why? So they can make more money off of the same idea with brand-new amateur "actors" and the stupidity of the current generation; who wouldn't know what a good movie was if it jumped up and slapped them. Hard! Classics and timeless films are being ruined because...

MTV

30 Years Of MTV Down The Drain

MTV It's MTV's 30th birthday and instead of throwing a huge bash, such as the one the year before, the network has chosen to ignore their 30th. This could be because MTV was once considered the premium music television, and now it's just a congregating place for idiots to watch greased up turds from Jersey Shore, or whiny teens who showed the world their parenting skills. MTV will probably change...

MTV

Who the hell is Snookis friend Deena Cortes of the Jersey Shore

MTV Who the hell is Deena Cortese and why is she assaulting my eyes with her gigantic brown ass-crack canyon? Apparently she's on the idiotic television show called The Jersey Fags; or in other words, Uneducated Greasy Trolls. With a little research, I've discovered the Deena Cortese creature is a rising star in a duo with Snooki, also known as the drunken club of chubby Ewoks. There is nothing...

Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace Protects Child Molesters

Nancy Grace Nancy calls herself a voice for the voiceless, a victims advocate, but she's proven she's not. If she were, she would have been the voice for Casey Anthony who alleged that she was a victim of childhood sexual abuse, a victim of incest. Instead Ms.Grace, defected to the dark side and did the unthinkable, she protected the alleged perpetrator. "I just can`t go along with laying George...

Real Housewives

A Real Housewife Has a Baby

Real Housewives The Real Housewives of Atlanta, welcomes a new member into the ostentatious world of pretentious spending and bitter drama. Kim Zolciak, co-star on Atlanta's string on the country spanned show, had a baby boy Tuesday with her boyfriend Kroy Biermann. This is Kim's third child, and Biermann's first. The baby boy will be named after his father having received the name, Kroy Jagger Biermann, despite...

Movies

The Hangover That Wont Die

Movies The movie, The Hangover, was a side-splitting comedy of comedic genius. While the entire plot of the movie centered around a drunken blackout, there were immaculately crafted jokes and perfectly timed comedic moments from each of the actors. Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, two stars of the film, saw giant growth spurts in their careers after the movie proved to be box office gold. Once...

Nancy Grace

Not So Amazing Grace

Nancy Grace Nancy Grace is, by far, the rudest female personality on television. She uses her time on television to act superior to every single person that she comes in contact with. She has a court TV show now, and I can not imagine the kind of person that would want to go on her show and be publicly humiliated on television. Grace uses her loud, obnoxious voice to speak over her guests. Her even more...

The Unit

Waterboard Molly Blane The Unit

The Unit I really love this show called the Unit, it is about secret American operator group that goes on special tasks for the United States Government. But I hate one character on this show, Molly Blane. Molly Blane is played by Regina Taylor and is married to the main character Jonas Blane played by Dennis Haysbert. Molly is the military base matriarch of sorts and is constantly sticking her...

The Bachelorette

More Drama For Ashley

The Bachelorette As if Ashley Herbert has not received enough attention, more negativity surrounds her on this season of The Bachelorette. Returning male competitor, Bentley Williams, is coming onto this season with one hell of a reputation. He is known for being a manipulative, lying, insensitive man. Ashley was well warned before he arrived in his limo of his reputation and the possibility that his intentions...

The Bachelorette

Lightweight on the Bachelorette

The Bachelorette
I would think that a liquor distributor from Long Beach, NY would have a strong tolerance for alcohol. That assumption was proven wrong on this season's opening episode of The Bachelorette starring Ashley Herbert. Tim McCormack, distributor from The Big Apple, had one of the shortest runs on reality TV with one of the biggest impacts. At the beginning of the first episode, the prospective...

MTV

Snooki Loses It Again

MTV Well, well, well Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has reminded fan's of MTV's Jersey Shore why she is so fun to watch. During the filming of the show's upcoming season, set it Italy, Snooki got herself into some legal trouble. Last week, she lost her license after hitting two police vehicles. The police had been assigned to the crew for protection, which explains their close proximity. How did Snooki...

MTV

Snooki Paid to be Dumb Ugly Fat

MTV Snooki aka Nic, the girl from the Jersey Shore who gets paid to be dumb ugly and fat recently got into a car accident and has been seen shopping in Milan a neck brace and these God awful furry boots. At least she somehow managed to match the boots with the neck brace! However at some point during her shopping spree I guess the neck brace got a bit uncomfortable so she ripped it off, but she left...

Television

Commercials Just are not What They Used To Be

Television I remember when commercials gave you information, years ago before television viewers had twenty second attention spans. You could watch a thirty second commercial for a product and be pretty well educated on the subject by the end of the televised snippet. After a mere thirty seconds on air, you would know the location, price, and warranty offered on a product being advertised. Those were the...

American Idol

Winner of the Previous Season Dissed

American Idol The season 10 finale episode of American Idol ended with Scotty McCreery, down-home country boy, winning the title of season champion. Avid Idol fans know that is kind of an unspoken tradition to have the winner of the previous season crown the current champion at the finale. When season 9 winner, Lee DeWyze did not crown Scotty during the season finale there was a large amount of negative...

American Idol

Lady Gaga Shameful Appearance

American Idol Shame on American IDOL for having Lady GaGa preform like she did last night. This show had 2 young kids on it, which had a lot of young people following them.I found it disgusting and in bad taste the way you all let her perform, especially with so many young people watching. That kind of entertaining belongs on PLAYBOY Chanel. Read more Lady Gaga complaints

Greta Van Susteren

Makes me watch Nancy Grace

Greta Van Susteren I used to love watching On the Record w/ Greta Van Susteren! Before the last presidential election (I guess that would be 2008) Greta always covered true crime shows, for example the Casey Anthony Case or the Natalie Holloway Case. But during the presidential election she began to cover just that.....the presidential election and i thought to myself.....well I am sure she will return to true...

American Idol

Unfair Voting Process

I called the 800 number to vote for Hines and some recording came on telling me to dial another number ... This has happen before and you guys to this so the person won't get the vote. I have voted many times since the show has been aired. If you guys want the vote you always say, Thanks for voting for and whom ever. You should be ashamed! Read more American Idol Issues

Television

Reality H8Rs

Television We hate celebrities and we love them. Most importantly we love to hate them. We hate them for many reasons: because they're famous, because they're rich, and mostly because they're obnoxious. I can think of more than a handful of celebrities that I would like to give a piece of my mind too; mostly to tell them how much America makes fun of them. Well, if you feel the same way I do about this,...

Television

How House Pans Out

Television Television is absolutely riddled with medical shows, and this is not new information. There is, however, a new episode of House coming on this evening. It is the season finale episode, or so a commercial told me.I can already tell you I won't be watching it. The lead actor who plays House, Hugh Laurie, is an incredible performer; don’t get me wrong. He has an extremely thick English...

FOX

Fox is pulling Chicago Code

FOX Here we go again! Another very smartly done television drama being pulled off the air! I suppose it's inevitable that an entertaining series such as Chicago Code would get the boot when stupid reality shows continue to be kept on by the major networks!! UUUGGGHHH!!

Television

FOX pulls Family Guy Episode

Television FOX pulls Hurricane Themed Episodes from TV schedule this Sunday and will show re-runs instead. The already offensive yet hilarious shows Family Guy, American Dad, and the Cleveland show where going to do a cross-over story line between the three shows which depicted a horrible hurricane. Because of the tragic storms that recently hit the southerns states where over 300 people died FOX decided...

True Blood

True Blood Truly Reeks

True Blood Production companies have really overdone the concepts of vampires and werewolves living harmoniously with the humans they so richly desire to screw. Twilight has been for the mainly tween crowds, the lonely faux-emo kids, and the desperately typical moms whose husbands can't fulfill their needs. It's been over the past year or so that I was introduced to a show that caters more to the 17 and up...

MTV

The Cancellation Of Jersey Shore

MTV Apparently the Jersey Shore is in a heated debate with MTV representatives; meaning it might be canceled! EXCITING! I cannot stand that bullshit they play on MTV now but Jersey Shore is probably the worst. They're talking about canceling the show because the "stars" are all fighting with each other and just can't get along anymore. That's not surprising considering how stupid every last one of...

IMBD

awful movie why do big name actors sign on for such stupid moves

IMBD Do you think movie stars even read scripts anymore before agreeing to be in a movie, or do they just look and see what other big names signed on for this movie? I recently bought the movie Pirahna mainly b/c there are many big name actors in this film. Such as Jessica Szohr (Gossip Girl), Steven R. McQueen (The Vampire Diaries), Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Ving Rhames, Adam Scott,...

Comcast

Seeking Solutions with Suzanne

Comcast Another complete interruption by comcast from real news. I am sure there is a place for this show somewhere in cable world, But please comcast remove this show from HLN (headline news). I almost feel bad saying this but this woman looks like she is having a stroke on the air every time she is on the air, and the things she reports on NO ONE cares about. Pottery, Hobbies that Heal, Table Tennis,...

Comcast

CNN Headline News Gets Cut OFF by Comcast Newsmakers WTF

Comcast Ok so I recently moved to Boston and signed up for the local cable/internet/phone etc program which happened to be with comcast. I love to have cnn headline news going on in the background when I work. They have this awful, low-budget program called Comcast Newsmakers that cuts into the last 5-10 minutes of whatever program I am watching. So when Robin Meade says stay tuned to hear the latest...

Movies

The Era Of Zombies

Movies Horror movies just aren't what they used to be and my all time favorite genre used to be zombies. It still is when I can find a decent zombie movie, but I do have a few issues with recent zombie films. 1. Zombies are decomposing creatures! After extensive internal tissue damage, the most warped and eaten away zombie figure should not be able to run faster than the living humans that it's...

Spartacus Gods of the Arena

Unnecessary excessive sex and violence

Spartacus Gods of the Arena The show seemed a really good watch in its pilot presentation. Enthralling stories about Roman gladiators, combined with modern day slang language, sex and violence, use of the f-word in each and every line, everything seemed to be wooing for the modern audience. As the show is progressing, watching sex scenes in each episode is really getting irritating. I'm not again sex, but the excess of...

Dancing with the Stars DWTS

Dancing With The Dorks

Dancing with the Stars DWTS I hardly watch Dancing With The Stars, but when I do, I see celebrities who have potential to make the show work. That's not the case with this seasons line up and I fully expect the show to either be cancelled or ended quickly due to low ratings. The interest level just isn't there with the dancers this year. The stars have already begun their practices with their partners and recent photos of...

MTV

Mike The Situation

MTV I have a serious problem with "The Situation". He is an egotistical prick. Those of you who have seen the show ( Jersey Shore) also knows how vain this one man is. for starts in season 1 he truely belived he was the head of the house. Just because you are the oldest man living there means nothing. Season 2 while in Miami the situation spent a great deal of time in the mirror (as did the rest of...

American Idol

American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez detestable

American Idol Ok so I used to love American Idol, but I cannot stand to watch it anymore with Jennifer Lopez always trying to steal the show. She needs to shut up and let the other judges take over. Who made her boss? And than her crying drama scene and her 'I can't do this anymore!'...Oh please take your money sit down and shut up Thank-you Issues readers for bringing the newest Skanky outrage concerning...

MTV

Jersey shore or Sam and Ron show

MTV im pretty sure that the name of the show is Jersey Shore and its about 7 or 8 people living in a house together on the jersy shore ripping it up getting drunk and hooking up.. BUT as for this season i was so wrong it turned into the Sam and Ron show and the rest of the cast just lived in their world. let me start by saying i love snooki and jwoww for wrighting the note. to bad it back fired and...

Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace Wants Your Soul

Nancy Grace Nancy Grace is the incarnate of pure evil; more evil than any of the criminals she has ranted about. She is their leader, the devil to the proverbial demons, and the person who makes every victim of rape cringe. She has zero compassion for any of the victims she speaks with; causing the famous Elizabeth Smart to call her a bitch off-camera after Nancy Grace berated her about her abduction. She...

MTV

Why Remakes

MTV Skins is a North American adaptation of the British teen drama of the same name. ADAPTATION! It makes sense when producers take a classic 19th or 20th century movie or TV series, make a mockery out of it in an attempt to transform it according to 21st century taste and present it before the modern populace. But, what sense does it make to take a currently running show and remake it to...

Americas Next Top Model

Top Model Idiocy


I think this video speaks for itself! I did not think Americas Next Top Model could achieve any more stupidity, but in this clip from the soup you can clearly see it HAS! Have any of these so called 'Winners' ever amount to anything after the show ends? I have never seen any of them go on to do anything at all. Modeling is for insecure, self centered morons anyways!

American Idol

American Idol Is Burnt Out

American Idol American Idol has been around for a several years now and it's been the subject of judge-related controversy recently but maybe that's because it's burnt out. The idea isn't genuine anymore. True, it's funny to watch the new season's singing flop auditions but beyond that, I lose interest. These people sound exactly the same and the judges express the same thoughts with every season. Then when it...

Twilight Saga

Twilight The Predictable Saga

Twilight Saga Ponder this: If you're obsessed with Twilight, is something missing from your life? Twilight is a topsy-turvy roller coaster of emotional annoyances and predictable characters. The pale, confused, unattractive teenage girl; the gratuitously bare-chested and coincidentally un-hairy werewolf; the romantic but constantly indecisive vampire; and the clueless father who is basically non existent...

Glee

Glee And The Dimwits That Watch It

Glee Glee is a show for dimwits. There, I said it. Now all you "gleeks" can hound this post to your hearts content, which will not change the fact that Glee sucks and you're a dimwit for watching it. Glee takes great music and turns it into an overly harmonized piece of crap that could only be suitably broadcast in parodies of "Sound of Music." There's very little point to the show, as well. Musically...

MTV

Glamorized teen pregnancy

MTV There are new statistics every year that document the rate at which teen pregnancy has increased, followed by theories on why more teen girls are becoming pregnant. Could it have anything to do with reality television shows, such as Teen Mom, that has glamorized teen pregnancy? Recent studies in magazines and newspapers has found that teen girls were actually trying harder to have sex to...

MTV

Snooki Against Intelligence

MTV Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, is perhaps the most annoying dwarf to ever exist; to be so cruelly introduced to my cable channels in the form of Jersey Shore. Watching 5 minutes of that show and hearing her whining is the equivalent of spending 3 hours doing something completely mind-deadening. I feel Snooki purposely assaults my brain cells with her high-pitched, forever-irritating voice. I'm...

Television

hit n run

Guest post written by my buddy Aldo Maysrnrn After I visited www.direct.tv to look into upgrading our television package, I got dressed and headed out for the day. The rest of the day actually ended up being pretty colorful because I was a witness ( and victim of) a hit and run accident that occurred after I left lunch with my friend Peggy. I was stopped at a red light and saw a car pulling...