Friday, May 24, 2013

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Rest in Peace, Jersey Shore. No seriously, hit the dust

MTV It's about time that the Jersey Shore comes to an end. As of this week, the series came to a screeching halt with the announcement that the Jersey Shore will no longer be on the air. MTV should have known that the painful and brain numbing series would eventually send viewers running for the hills. It was about time to bring an end to America's misery of having to listen to Snooki whine over the...

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The low IQ of the Reality TV Generation

MTV Reality shows used to be something truly unique. Since the very first episodes of MTV's Real World, where things seemed completely unscripted, reality shows have evolved into something more fake than we could have possibly imagined in the early 90's. Yet somehow, people are still attracted to shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives. What is it that's so appealing to you. Do you really think...

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MTV's 'Two-A-Days'

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Situation Looming Between Abercrombie & Fitch and 'Jersey Shore'

MTV Abercrombie & Fitch recently offered a substantial amount of money to Jersey Shore grease-monkey Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino in hopes that he and his obnoxious cast-mates will cease wearing their brand. A & F believes the Jersey Shore members are tainting the brand name with their crude behavior and lack of talent; which they seem to do with everything that wear or touch. It's no surprise...

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30 Years Of MTV Down The Drain

MTV It's MTV's 30th birthday and instead of throwing a huge bash, such as the one the year before, the network has chosen to ignore their 30th. This could be because MTV was once considered the premium music television, and now it's just a congregating place for idiots to watch greased up turds from Jersey Shore, or whiny teens who showed the world their parenting skills. MTV will probably change...

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Who the hell is Snookis friend Deena Cortes of the Jersey Shore

MTV Who the hell is Deena Cortese and why is she assaulting my eyes with her gigantic brown ass-crack canyon? Apparently she's on the idiotic television show called The Jersey Fags; or in other words, Uneducated Greasy Trolls. With a little research, I've discovered the Deena Cortese creature is a rising star in a duo with Snooki, also known as the drunken club of chubby Ewoks. There is nothing...

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Snooki Loses It Again

MTV Well, well, well Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has reminded fan's of MTV's Jersey Shore why she is so fun to watch. During the filming of the show's upcoming season, set it Italy, Snooki got herself into some legal trouble. Last week, she lost her license after hitting two police vehicles. The police had been assigned to the crew for protection, which explains their close proximity. How did Snooki...

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Snooki Paid to be Dumb Ugly Fat

MTV Snooki aka Nic, the girl from the Jersey Shore who gets paid to be dumb ugly and fat recently got into a car accident and has been seen shopping in Milan a neck brace and these God awful furry boots. At least she somehow managed to match the boots with the neck brace! However at some point during her shopping spree I guess the neck brace got a bit uncomfortable so she ripped it off, but she left...

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The Cancellation Of Jersey Shore

MTV Apparently the Jersey Shore is in a heated debate with MTV representatives; meaning it might be canceled! EXCITING! I cannot stand that bullshit they play on MTV now but Jersey Shore is probably the worst. They're talking about canceling the show because the "stars" are all fighting with each other and just can't get along anymore. That's not surprising considering how stupid every last one of...

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Mike The Situation

MTV I have a serious problem with "The Situation". He is an egotistical prick. Those of you who have seen the show ( Jersey Shore) also knows how vain this one man is. for starts in season 1 he truely belived he was the head of the house. Just because you are the oldest man living there means nothing. Season 2 while in Miami the situation spent a great deal of time in the mirror (as did the rest of...

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Jersey shore or Sam and Ron show

MTV im pretty sure that the name of the show is Jersey Shore and its about 7 or 8 people living in a house together on the jersy shore ripping it up getting drunk and hooking up.. BUT as for this season i was so wrong it turned into the Sam and Ron show and the rest of the cast just lived in their world. let me start by saying i love snooki and jwoww for wrighting the note. to bad it back fired and...

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Why Remakes

MTV Skins is a North American adaptation of the British teen drama of the same name. ADAPTATION! It makes sense when producers take a classic 19th or 20th century movie or TV series, make a mockery out of it in an attempt to transform it according to 21st century taste and present it before the modern populace. But, what sense does it make to take a currently running show and remake it to...

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Glamorized teen pregnancy

MTV There are new statistics every year that document the rate at which teen pregnancy has increased, followed by theories on why more teen girls are becoming pregnant. Could it have anything to do with reality television shows, such as Teen Mom, that has glamorized teen pregnancy? Recent studies in magazines and newspapers has found that teen girls were actually trying harder to have sex to...

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Snooki Against Intelligence

MTV Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, is perhaps the most annoying dwarf to ever exist; to be so cruelly introduced to my cable channels in the form of Jersey Shore. Watching 5 minutes of that show and hearing her whining is the equivalent of spending 3 hours doing something completely mind-deadening. I feel Snooki purposely assaults my brain cells with her high-pitched, forever-irritating voice. I'm...
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