Lady Gaga is what the media would like to pass off as an original, entertaining, and talented figure in music, but she's really a falsely manufactured androgynous imbecile who couldn't karaoke herself out of a cardboard box. There's nothing special about her. The name was company picked and it is entirely by a stroke of luck that she has become famous. It's been proven that even her songs are not products of her own creation; she sings them but doesn't believe in them.
While we're on the subject, let's talk about her appearance because all you Gaga dorks need to know what crazy, wild, and creative thing she'll wear next. Some people think her fashion statements are so awesome because they're so offensive; when really, she's a rip off of a young Madonna. It's been done. The meat suit? I personally would not want to bang someone who smells like they waltzed directly from the slaughterhouse. PETA had a field day with that one. She claimed that it was a statement of "It's no different than wearing leather." Right. Did your publicist recommend you act like you really care about the well-being of cows? You're still a hypocrite for wearing something dead, dimwit.
The no-pants rule? Seen it. Hell, you can walk down the sidewalk in any major city and see somebody without their pants on. Gaga's wardrobe is the epitome of what would be considered a persistent cry for attention.
Radio DJs, PLEASE stop playing "Born This Way!" Her strategy for her masses of fans? Little monsters putting their paws up for their mother monster. Monster would definitely be the word and in the most negative of senses. Most of her fans don't even realize she can't sing because they're so busy gyrating senselessly to the sound of pulsing bullshit. I'm sorry, madame, but the revelation of your vaginal meat flaps during your concerts doesn't make up for your lack of talent.
As a musician, it isn't totally about the way Lady Gaga dresses or her fake ideals and personality traits. It's about the fact that her voice comes out in a whining, monotonous, and manly tone with every syllable. I have often heard the argument of "She has studied at music schools for years!" or "Listen to her sing without background music!" Well, guess what, it did nothing for her. They're generic, predictable, and slightly pathetic vocal talents that we've all heard before. Lady Gaga is the product of a deliriously oblivious music industry and tweens who will latch onto the proverbial nipples of anything. Her rise to fame had nothing to do with talent, or her lack thereof.
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