Thursday, May 17, 2012

Kesha

Kesha AKA The Glitter Whore

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Kesha is a testament to the failure of the music industry. She’s a hideously deformed drone with no sense of fashion, lousy vocal skills, and a following of highly impressionable young girls and boys. People can’t seem to get enough of her crack-whore persona and blatant nymphomaniac attitude. However, it is not her voice that assaults me 99% of the time; it’s her body and face. Ugly doesn’t go very far to describe the profound grotesqueness that is Kesha.

The girl has no figure at all and if there were a name for her body type, I think it’d either be called lumpy, non-existent, or blinding. Yet, she struts her flab in clothes obviously designed for middle-aged hookers and dime a dozen strippers. If anyone has seen those bikini pictures then they’ll know what I’m talking about. It was like discovering the love child of a Doodlebop and a corpse.

I despise the very mention of her name and that useless dollar sign that substitutes the “S.” Ke$ha. Only a retard would put a symbol in her title that demonstrates exactly how big a cash cow she is; degrading herself for money and fame. She’ll be a burnt out street-walker in no time and those who looked up to her will be moving on to the new publicity skanks. Worse are the teenagers who idolize Kesha in hopes of being just like her when they grow up. These naive’ kids are taking dating, love, and life advice from the musical decay of a binge-drinking, promiscuous and probably STD riddled tramp.

I find it hard to believe Kesha could be anything but an airhead that shows off her decrepit vagina when her musical abilities run a little dry. Nails on a chalkboard sound far more appealing than listening to the whiny repetition of “Blah Blah Blah” or her incessant babbling about her obsession with glitter. Kesha doesn’t belong in the studios or on the stage. She belongs on a street corner, hooking with the other wannabes and spreading her sparkles on the crab infested tally-whacker of her next trick.

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janice
Feb 18, 2012 3:27 pm Detail View
janice said: yeah, she is bad. she jokes around too much. like some fool who always runs around in a clown costume. it's like she's making a mockery of music as a whole concept. she's 24 years old, she should know better to be making more meaningful music by now. or is life one big game to her?? i'm the same age and i joke around too but i know my limits.
boo
Jan 21, 2012 10:01 am Detail View
boo said: whatever thats not true she is great at music
xoxo
Aug 12, 2011 9:33 pm Detail View
xoxo said: i love how you can judge her so easily, yet if someone ever said any of this about you, you would just go on a giant bitch-rant. whatever.
bigdick
Jul 12, 2011 12:20 am Detail View
bigdick said: they are sluts
User9863
Jul 12, 2011 12:18 am Detail View
User9863 said: i would *** them all


J.R.
Jul 4, 2011 11:17 pm Detail View
J.R. said: Uhh, there is no "judging" going on these are facts that kesha herself has no problem revealing. One of her own fans wrote "The thing I love about her is that she admits that she is a hot heated whiskey covered mess"...really? But wait I'm probably jumping to conclusion lets check out song names: Best Friend's Boyfriend, blow, booty call, dirty picture, dui, disgusting, guilty pleasure, party at a rich dude's house(clever), sleazy, take it off...etc. Oh wait her lyrics may clear this up: everybody take it off, dirty free for all, I'ma sleazy, get sleazy, this beat so phat gonna make me come, i could go on but I’m wasting my time. But I get it do you blame the radio, parents, and or kesha? I will admit kasha shouldn’t face all the blame for 10 year olds singing everybody take it off in the back seat. But she's far from innocent. Shooting condoms with your face on it out of a glitter cannon is a bit unsettling to me. Well at least everyone there is at least 18 no 17 no 16 no 14 well at least children over 2 must have their own ticket(dead serious). Even shooting condoms at 17-18-19 year olds seems a bit crude like she is pushing you into it like she gets some weird enjoyment, its like she feeds of sex and sex alone. But at most venues you can be 14 and buy your own ticket. I don’t like the idea of kesha administering sex ed in the form of flying condoms with her face on it at 14 year olds. I know some will say she’s trying to promote safe sex but who ever said that was her job in the first place. Her lyrics are very sexual, crude, and disgusting(cant argue with that) then she shoots condoms at 14 year olds and then she’s like well those condoms aren’t gonna use themselves! Besides the whole glitter fetish that seems suspiciously geared at the chitlins, parents wake the hell up! While searching for age restrictions for her concerts there were questions from parents like "my daughter is 12 years old should I let her go see kesha" I know it's hard to keep up with things these days but no you should let kesha shoot condoms at your daughter!!!!!!
Steph
Jul 4, 2011 8:30 am Detail View
Steph said: Pretty harsh...
Max
Jun 3, 2011 7:13 am Detail View
Max said: This is an impressive rant here. You're speaking from your personal feelings about her appearance. That, in itself, is incredibly ignorant, senseless, and immature. I don't suppose you judge every person you come across this way, do you?

There is nothing objective about your argument. You dislike her because you don't like her. You don't even know her, yet you classify her as a hooker based on how she dresses. This is the same type of argument that comes from neo-nazis, homophobics, and xenophobes.

Thus, I will simply classify you as ignorant and uninformed. I don't know Kesha, but I will not go as far as to judge her solely on her looks and determine that she's a terrible person.

I find it interesting I am defending her because I don't listen to her music because it doesn't suit my taste, but just because you set up this situation where you have no argument in your tasteless, meretricious whine, I must put your pompous ass down.

Grow up.
You're mean
Jun 3, 2011 12:12 am Detail View
You're mean said: You're pretty harsh... so I shall assume you look so sexy and have never had a "fat" day in your life? No, obviously you are a supermodel and clearly you're a much better singer with so many more mainstream album releases than Ke$ha?
I'm not her biggest fan, but her songs are catchy, fun and she has the attitude that screams "I don't care what you say about me, I'm here and I'm doing what I want". I wouldn't say she's ugly, her face is quite pretty, and as for her body, who cares? She's happy the way she is, so we should be happy for her for that.
I'm assuming by how harsh you are on other people, I'm sure that you must be perfcet with zero flaws at all.
In a nutshell, I think that unless you've got the confidence to do what she does, then you shouldn't speak or write so cruelly about another person. Some people aren't as lucky as you might be.
Zam.
Apr 3, 2011 6:32 pm Detail View
Zam. said: Hrm... in her defense (I suppose I should call it defense), she's a parody of everything. Not meant to be taken seriously. She doesn't even take herself seriously, if you've ever seen an interview of her. No one should be idolizing her: that's parental irresponsibility. She's a joke who's having fun coming up with ridiculous ways to make you roll your eyes and maybe smirk.
Apr 10, 3:11 am
User826 replied to Zam. : That's a good way of putting it. Although, I wouldn't call it a defense. More like an excuse with negative undertones. But it was a good response, nonetheless.

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Kesha

Ke$ha was born on March 1, 1987 in Los Angeles California. She is an American singer and songwriter.

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