KARDASHIAN

Why we hate Kim Kardashian

Raise your hand if you're tired of Kim Kardashian. I would hope that nearly 7 billion people would have their hands way up in the air like kids in elementary school who were dying to ask the teacher if they could go take a leak. Kim Kardashian is perhaps one of the most annoying celebrity figures in the US today. I'm appalled that women are completely attracted to her fashion, which companies simply give to her since they know that you're a sucker for her antics. You need to turn a blind eye to her celebrity gossip. I can't stand to look at Kardashian. I know that everything she says is completely inhibited by another annoying camera guy who's being paid ridiculous dollars to follow her around. Give me 50 bucks an hour and I'll follow her too. I can't for one second think that her smile is ever real, or that her tears and sad emotions ever have anything to back them up besides the fact that she makes $500 every second there's film of her shown on TV. Unfortunately, the viewing audience is to blame. Please smash your TV and end this nonsense. I can't stand to listen to Kim Kardashian. Her words are mostly written by producers who are looking for compelling footage that will make sucker viewers like you say, Oh. My. God. She always has some excuse to her actions, including that piss-poor stint of a marriage that she had. I don't know how anyone can fall for her "happiness" excuses. You have all the money and fame anyone could ever desire. You had a choice long before the marriage. Whenever you talk, you lie, plain and simple. Somebody grab me some duct tape. I'll end this for good. When Kim Kardashian talks, my ears bleed. Sadly, she's been talking a lot lately, and I've been mopping my floor. I can't stand to read about Kim Kardashian. It's never news unless Kim is directly quoted on a story that she's involved in. The press likes it that way, and so does she. The problem is, every time she gets quoted and I read it, I catch myself staring at the wall. Drool begins to slide down my mouth, and my brain slowly starts to turn into a pile of sludge while I try to grasp the dumb words she utters. This occurs way too often, and I think I'm killing brain cells. Kim Kardashian needs to disappear for good, not only for the sake of my health, but for yours as well.