I saw a sign the other day that said World Of Warcraft: How can you kill that which has no life? Although I laughed for several minutes afterwards, it really made me wonder if WoW was still as popular as it was 5 years ago. I asked around and got a resounding Yes! My initial response was, what the hell for?! This game creates social rejects, complete mental retards, and destroys the brain cells of the millions of players who indulge in it. It's a disease and there have been numerous cases of severe addiction; resulting in marriage deterioration, no friends aside from other WoW members, and lack of a sex life. It is very possible for the 40 year old virgin to be made a reality with World Of Warcraft.
What's really funny to me is, the game is completely pointless. You begin, you battle, you chat, you go up levels, and so on; you get treated for great fights or missions and you get punished for something you do wrong. It's like WoW is your prison guard and you are it's bitch. People who play this game are socially inept infants by the end of the day. Their brains are lodged so far into the asses of other WoW players that the Jaws of Life couldn't pry them loose. I've known many people who I am no longer in contact with who discovered a fantasy life inside WoW could be traded for their reality. They were nothing but shell-less drones and you shouldn't have pity for fucktards who do that to themselves. Nobody sits there and holds a gun to your head and says PLAY THE GAME! So why are so many lives ruined by World Of Warcraft?
Well a few theories: 1. People who play WoW are generally morons. If they didn't get into this game, there would probably be another game that would wring the last of their intelligence from their bodies. 2. Some have a good reason for playing Wow. They want to be professional gamers or web designers, but you can't get anywhere in life or in a career if you're constantly sitting on your ass, playing a useless RPG. So kiss your ambitions byebye. 3. No one has the willpower to say No. I'm not going to be the jackass that constantly plays a dumbass game. I'm going to have a real life with real friends and a real family. 4. People WANT to become obese dorks, because sex and relationships are totally overrated. WoW is far more epic.
This is based on all the people I've known who have played WoW. It's really no surprise that I hate World Of Warcraft; loathe it entirely, as a matter of fact. It's for losers, rejects, jackasses, morons, idiots, and people who generally have no motivation to do something better with their lives. I really could give 2 fucks less if you're one of these people because that opinion still stands. I'd expect you to defend your addiction, but let's be real; it's not a drug and you're not hopeless. This game will ruin your life and one day, you'll wake up to find you've blown the last 10+ years on something pointless. You'll have nothing to show for it. You really think your 'guild' members give a shit whether you're there or not!? Think about the family, friends, loved ones, and real life you're leaving behind when you step into the imaginary world of dumbasses.
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User18096 said: haha this was awesome! so true
User17515 said: You sir are a jackass who has nothing better to do than to insult other peoples hobbies and pastimes, *** OFF and do something constructive instead of spitting on the WOW community you douchebag!
honestman said: Remove the attitude from this post and the facts are spot on. WOW has taken what *could* have been a respectable genre and allowed the community to de-evolve into a degenerate group of insane, immature children.
WOW is not the problem. Its the unbalanced addicts who have turned it into a massive waste of time. Blizz COULD have stopped it, way back when, but chose to make money and let the asshats rule.
Shame on you blizz. All you had to do was put your principals first and ban the asshats BEFORE they took root and grew into the problem it is today.
So, for the entire WoW community let me award you a capitol *** YOU JERKTARDS to the whole ***ing lot of you social buffoons. Enjoy wallowing in your own feces.
User2180 said: I cried when my “World Of Warcraft” subscription got canceled and i ***ing hate my bastard brother! SUCK ASS YOU SOB
User2039 said: *** you bitch!
U MAD BRO? said: I don't play WoW but this is pretty damn funny. You can pretty much replace World of Warcraft in the title with any pass time or hobby. Like you can tell your grandmother who knits "WTF you doing you lazy bitch, no one likes the shit you knit, go out and do something!". Or even your mom and gardening "Why the f*ck are you wasting money on seasonal flowers when that shit dies when ever summer is over?"
0/10, Troll harder OP
The Author replied to U MAD BRO? : That was actually one of the most hilarious comments I've read thus far. While it's true, if I were that nihilistic, I would have put an end to my life and several others long ago. ;)I've never heard of a grandmother becoming so addicted to knitting that they put a toilet in the place of a chair in their bedroom just so they don't have to get up from knitting. :) Kudos for being frickin' funny as hell.
Montrose said: Your "friends" who play WoW must have hurt you really bad for you to have such a low opinion of ALL WoW players. Of course there are WoW addicts but you seem to think every single player can be summerised up as "losers, rejects, jackasses, morons, idiots, and people who generally have no motivation to do something better with their lives."
Maybe if you took some time to look at some of the millions of people who use WoW casually as a recreational diversion you'd find them no different from people who ski, surf, dance, jog, read, paint or do whatever you do in their spare time. Stop hating on a game because you have shitty friends.
The Author replied to Montrose : It's obvious to me that I could have written this article in a more direct light to people who think their lives revolve around the game. I HAD shitty friends who did think this way, but I've also known several who weren't friends and had the same addiction. For some people it's not simply a recreational diversion; it's a way of life and THAT is pathetic.
Li123 said: In life, you have two choices.
You can either play wow; or get late, but hey - the choice is always yours!
User910 replied to Li123 : I choose laid.
User889 said: THIS IS BS, I AM A MALE MODEL AND PLAY WOW!!! F&^CK YOU!
User909 replied to User889 : I didn't know they let ugly WoW obssessed weirdos be models these days. How times have changed.
whatever replied to User889 : So what have you been published in? Yeah that is what I thought.
I recently Quit WOW said: I did, and I had no issue doing so. Also I have a life, spend my friday nights with friends, have good grades in school et cetera.
I am (was) also a hardcore WoW player, and STILL managed to have time for the game.
AND I FOUND IT FUN
I just dont have time any more for it.
I absolutely hate posts of dumbasses posting about how WoW creates social rejects, WoW players are morons, WoW has no point ad nauseam.
You my good sir are an idiot
GG
User890 replied to I recently Quit WOW : lucky you!