May 12, 2011
Coco aka Nicole Austin the wife of actor Ice T will soon be annoying the crap out of us as she has reality show coming out this June called "Ice Loves Coco". For those of you who have not heard of Coco, she is an ex rejected porn star that never really made it. She has been married to rapper turned actor Ice T for over ten years. She always shows up at events wearing very skimpy cloths with her breasts hanging out to the point you can make out her areola. She often shows up wearing a stripper type dress, cheap material and all. She looks like a balloon that is all twisted up with two huge bumps in the front and back. Honestly when I see her around I want to stick a pin in her and let all the hot air out. Coco admits to having breast implants going as far as to release her exact measurements of 39DD. Many people also says she has butt implants as her ass used to be very flat like a typical white girl and now looks like she has two beach balls in her behind. God knows she spends ZERO time in the gym so her enhanced glutes are not from doing lunges as she is pretty over weight. Coco weighs 135 pounds and is barely five feet tall. Anytime you see a photo of Coco it so airbrushed you can barley make out her facial features. I suppose she has some fans out there somewhere but that is a disturbing thought. I guess we will be talking about Ice Loves Coco because I am sure it will be just as stupid as the Jersey Shore and we always end up talking about that stupid show.