Animal Abuse

PETA launches porn site

PETA has always been a company to take their animal rights messages to extremes. With anti-human slogans, celebrities posing nude for the sake of fur opposition, and offensive billboards against the morbidly obese, PETA’s next step in advertisement seems like the most logical: a porn website.

Recently questioned curiously by a slew of eager reporters, PETA representatives expressed their belief that the website would meet a new demographic; one of obviously chronic masturbators who think of animal rights while they’re rubbing one out.

The website will be compromised of, well, lots of porn because PETA feels the message of people debasing themselves to have sex like animals is a good one. Although in the past, they’ve mentioned veggie-lovers have better sex; this new website will focus solely on the rights of animals; because porn and abused circus elephants go hand in hand.

The new PETA porn site will reportedly launch in the next couple of months and the company is giving no inside look at precisely what the site will entail. Many have considered the possibility that the subscription-only website will feature a few seconds of a couple getting it on before flashing images at an unsuspecting viewer of tortured animals. Sadistic, but you get what you pay for with PETA.