Thursday, May 17, 2012

Celebrities Complaints

Kardashian

Should Kim Kardashian run for Mayor


Should Kim Kardashian run for Mayor?

Kardashian

Mayoral Sex Tape

Kardashian It all started with a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J and boy did that turn a lot of heads. Before we knew it, she was at it again. She didn't have a sex tape this time round, but we really can't be sure about that, but this time, she was dating NBA player Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets over 2010. Before we knew it, the two "love birds" were getting engaged; how touching. Finally the...

KARDASHIAN

Why we hate Kim Kardashian

KARDASHIAN Raise your hand if you're tired of Kim Kardashian. I would hope that nearly 7 billion people would have their hands way up in the air like kids in elementary school who were dying to ask the teacher if they could go take a leak. Kim Kardashian is perhaps one of the most annoying celebrity figures in the US today. I'm appalled that women are completely attracted to her fashion, which companies...

Kardashian

Kim Kardashian for Mayor of farmville

Kardashian Mayor?? MAYOR?!? Are you kidding me Kim Kardashian? You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag, yet you think that you have the smarts and experience to run a town? Boy do I hope the rest of Glendale is smarter than she is. I'm with Kris Humphries on this one (I hope that guy is glad they ended the marriage). This has got to be a publicity stunt and yet another outlet for her to get...

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs Come on

Ashton Kutcher This is crazy. I admin that Ashton, looks a little like young Steve. But the man just passed away give him a break. He just died, sure, lets make some money on him. Why not to sell t-shirts " I was at Steve Jobs Grave" This is wrong wrong wrong. Ashton is ok actor, but he Sucks at "Two and a Half Men" role. He should stay with Comedy and some romantic movies. Well, he probably bed lover since...

Kardashian

Kim Kardashian needs to come of the air

Kardashian The only thing more mind numbing and irritating than Kim Kardashian being all over the internet is when her even less deserving of fame sisters are alongside her. This week on her websites 'Weekly Roundup' she celebrates National Siblings day by berating us with even more pictures of the annoying clan. Seriously has anyone even heard of this holiday? She then goes on to announce her Kim...

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber got boring

Justin Bieber Okay, does anyone else noticed how serious Justin Bieber had gotten lately? This teenage pop prince have it all, from his screaming fans, to his millions of dollars, oh, even a hot girlfriend to boot. But why is Justin Bieber being such a grumpy pants? Despite everything that he has, the teenage pop prince should be thankful and all smiles! Oh, and forget the fact that he probably has more haters...

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth: Too Young Says Brother Chris Guess who's in the news again: Miley Cyrus and her boytoy Liam Hemsworth. This time brother Chris Hemsworth has joined the headline with them. You may have already heard through the twitter grapevine, that Miley Cyrus and serious boyfriend Liam Hemsworth have been toying around with the idea of getting married. There has been...

Celebrities

Celebrities Wasting Good Air

I can't stand Clinton Kelly and Stacey London. Who designated them as fashion gurus. And "The Chew" has three chefs on it and Clinton who sticks out like a sore thumb.rnrnI also can't stand Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Jolie looks old and worn out. She could replace the Wicked Witch of the West. And Brad just licks her feet.rnrnI also can't stand Conan. I can barely stand to look at that...

Justin Bieber

Bratty Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber We all thought that Bieber was some sort of little angel, right? Well, wrong. Forget Bieber Fever, Bieber is a diva! (Sorry about that pun) He locked a producer in a cupboard, and he also managed to find time to punch in someone's birthday cake. He needs to grow up and learn to control his temper tantrums, seriously. If he's trying to look tough it's not working. He's acting more like a five...

Rihanna

Sex Tape Rihanna and Rapper J Cole

Rihanna Yesterday, reports surfaced that Hustler magazine had a videotape featuring Rihanna and rapper J. Cole in compromising positions together. Therefore, today begins the denial process. Rihanna and J. Cole took to Twitter early this morning, denying a sex tape exists at all. A representative for Hustler magazine commented by saying, "We've seen the tape but have yet to figure out what we'll be...

Justin Bieber

Mexico City Justin Bieber Sold Out Concert

Justin Bieber
When Justin Bieber tickets went on sale for his Mexico City concert, teenage girls stood in line for days. Regrettably when some of the girls got to the front of the line they were informed the show was sold out. To say the teens were disappointed would be an understatement: devastated, crushed and destroyed to the point of reckless is more appropriate - one young girl has decided to auction...

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez NUDE Statue

Justin Bieber Nothing says creepy love story like two young celebrities who've been melded together forever, nude and in bronze. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are the most recent couple to undergo a statue transformation through the hands of artist and sculptor, Daniel Edwards. Edwards claims he wanted to evoke feelings of passion and connection between the barely legal love-birds by joining them together...

Jennifer Lopez

JLo Watch this PETA Video Learn How Fur is Made

Jennifer Lopez Jenifer Lopez is an ARROGANT piece of crap. The 42-year-old posed in a coat made of actual white fox pelts in the September publication of Vanity Fair magazine. But the group, PETA aka People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has since voiced their displeasure for wearing the coat made from the animals. HEY JLo this video is for you and all the animals you have caused such deep...

Jennifer Lopez

J Lo Splits from Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez Celebrities. Thanks to modern Hollywood, people's behinds now slam shut when they hear or read that word. It's pitiful how the elegance and talent that once graced the silver screen has fallen to the disheveled lows of scandals, sex tapes and overrated divorces that are now the gossip of choice. The recent pockmark on the rumor mill of Hollywood is the divorce of J. Lo and Marc Anthony. Boo...

Jesse James

Kat Von D and Jesse James Split

Jesse James Kat Von D and her long-time cheater of a boyfriend, Jesse James, have parted ways after nearly a year and a half of what the tabloids are dubbing "the perfect fairytale romance." Apparently, there was a rift in their story and this is all on the heels of Kat Von D tattooing Jesse James' youthful face in the middle of her left armpit; which is something such a professional tattoo artist and...

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsey Lohans Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Gets DUI

Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson is a hag. Recently, she was booked on a DUI charge and it's unsurprising, considering where this confused bi-whatever was headed in her career in the first place. She feeds off the failure of others while presenting herself as the cool dyke DJ with a flair for music and the ability to hold her own. This is a hugely false portrayal considering this woman leeches off the fame of...

Celebrities

Jennifer Lopez Fails At Life

Celebrities With multiple failed romances, Jennifer Lopez claims she's still a hopeless romantic; an optimist at heart. She's still looking for love in every wrong place with every race and gender who will take her worthless excessively jiggling fat-ass. Jennifer Lopez is a burn out,in every aspect of the word and in every aspect of her life. She claims to love herself enough to continue being a good mother,...

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Call it Quits

Justin Bieber So the new desperately tragic rumor in Hollywood is not that Paris has a new sex tape, or that some one's horribly fake tits exploded, or even that some one choked to death on a giant cock. Apparently Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber have called it quits, and he now is dating a monkey named Bubbles. Selena apparently felt that she has more balls than the blonde fag bag Beiber, and made him check...

Kardashian

Kim Kardashians Overpriced Wedding

Kardashian While most of the world is still basking in the ever glow of recent royal weddings, happy to see devoted genial couples that are ready to change the world, America is left with trashy ho-bag Kim K. With her gigantic nether regions overtaking the seats of Bentleys and basketball stadiums, her over-priced pretentious wedding is taking over L.A, as the date draws closer. On August 20th, fat-ass...

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse found dead in London Flat

Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse's death has proven to be tragic but it came as no surprise. Upon news of her untimely passing, people came out of the woodwork to protest their love to Amy Winehouse! They gush about how brilliant she was, how troubled, how beautiful, and how talented. Let's face it, just because the woman's dead, doesn't mean she automatically ascends to sainthood. During the last 5 years of her...

Lady Gaga

lady gagas trivialization of homosexuality

to whom it may concern, for the sanctity of gay rights and in the memory of matthew shepard: i am writing this letter to you as a matter of preserving gay rights, i am prepared to sue every radio station and college and high school that caters to the degradation of homosexuality, and i will say that gay people should feel slighted by "lady gaga" or any school or any organization telling young...

Celebrities

Lost Actor turns Pedophile Marries 16 year old

Celebrities
WOW I just watched this video on E! Online and I was so creeped out I just felt I had to write something about actor Doug Hutchison. First off Doug Hutchison is 51 years old and a somewhat popular actor. You may recognize him from the Green Mile, Lost and other great movies and television shows. He recently married this 16-year-old girl named Courtney Stodden. I am not sure what is more...

David Beckham

Victoria Beckham Is A Britney Dont Wanna Be

David Beckham Maybe if you think back you can still remember those old days where Britney Spears posed nude for her pictorials. Well, that's the exact opposite of what the famous wife of David Beckham wants to do. She said that she does not want any whore-like pictures to be seen in public except by her husband. Victoria Beckham told reporters that she is not one to gloat about being pregnant. She is not...

Megan Fox

Megan Fox Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

Megan Fox Megan Fox recently published an album called "Things you cannot do with your face when you have Botox, the 'so-called' actress posted this album is in response to rumors that she has had Botox. Is Megan Fox so insecure that she actually has to post such horrifying pictures online for the world to see? This reminds me of Kim Kardashian's shameful episode on “Keeping up with the Kardashians”...

Lady Gaga

Tim Pawlenty Loves Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga If you think that Lady Gaga is a disgusting whore in everyone's eyes even to the socialites you are wrong. There are some men who would do anything just to hook up with her. Even worse, some are obsessed and they can't even eat or sleep because of Gaga. One man who adores the terrestrial Gaga is the former governor of Minnesota, Tim Pawlenty. Though he admitted that Lady Gaga is unusual or...

Kardashian

Is Kim Kardashians Butt Real

Kardashian Since Kim Kardashian became a reality television icon, people have not stopped talking about her ass. People with small minds and no lives have been debating about the authenticity of the star's rump for over a year. Is it real, or is it fake? Did Kim get implants to have that juicy booty? Well, it looks like all of these over-obsessed fans have finally gotten the answer they have been waiting...

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Scams Japanese Earthquake Victims

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is getting sued. That's right; Gaga's back in the media, but not for some new idiotic song. She is actually part of a legit news story. The princess of weirdo-pop is being accused of misleading generous fans with an online pitch. She is selling bracelets online that have the slogan, "We Pray For Japan" for five dollars a piece. In addition, donators must also pay sales tax on the...

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsey Lohan Looks like a FREAK show at Kim Kardashains Wedding

Lindsay Lohan Except for the low-cut neckline, it was hard to identify Lindsay Lohan at the Kim Kardashian wedding. That is because she has obviously done something weird to her face. In these pictures with her mother, Lindsay looks much older. LiLo? 25. What gives? According to FOX News, it does not take a plastic surgeon to explain what may have happened. But they got a pair anyway. Dr. Anthony Youn...

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus the Virus

Miley Cyrus Miley Virus, she's spreading through the media like a pandemic. She is one of the world's richest and most masculine women. I bet she has to get her upper-lip waxed every other day. If it wasn't for the media editing all of her worthless music, you'd hear her real voice. Her singing live, and no I don't mean lip syncing, is deafening and one of my life's worst experiences. If you're asking for a...

Justin Bieber

Who is Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Pre-pubescent Biebs, another scandal thrown in the worlds face by the media. I don't care how old he is, I still think he hasn't hit puberty. This kid is ridiculous! If you asked me if I think he's a good singer, I'd say the only microphone he should have is a cordless one with a dead battery and he could make a normal human being want to shoot himself or herself. The only reason that people...

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson A cry for publicity

Marilyn Manson If you've never seen a ghost or a zombie then start looking for Marilyn Manson in Hollywood, California; I'm not sure why you'd want to though. Anyone that looks like they used watercolor paint on their face making themselves look like an ass-clown is easy to find. This is not fashion; this is just a disfigured face wanting publicity. The sad thing about Manson is even with all of that money he...

Tobey Maguire

Tobey Maguire Announces He is Gay

Tobey Maguire Tobey Maguire is well known for wearing his tight red spidey suit and swinging from big poles. I wonder what else he's swinging off of while he's not being filmed in movies. Many people think Tobey Maguire is gay, like many other Hollywood stars these days, is it true? Some sources say Wendy Maguire admitted that her son Tobey likes to hangout with many gay friends. She also stated that Tobey...

Lady Gaga

Planet Gaga The New Generations Planet

Lady Gaga I can't understand what kind of fashion and style Lady Gaga is trying to influence the new generation with. With her music, with her clothes and make up I don't know how anyone in their right mind could be a fan of her. She is unique, we can not deny that fact, she is uniquely-rubbish. Her music videos have high rankings on many music lists. It gives me a huge question mark above my head why...

Shania Twain

Shania Twain Steals A Star

Shania Twain Looks like Hollywood is giving out their sidewalk space to just anyone these days. Country music singer, Shania Twain, received a beloved star on Hollywood's 'Walk of Fame', Thursday June 2. After five Grammy wins, and releasing her album 'Come on Over' in 1997, Hollywood finally gave in and offered her the coveted slot. The album did sell more copies than any album released by a female artist...

James Franco

How High was James Franco

James Franco James Franco is a talented actor. He has landed starring roles in hit films like Pineapple Express, Annapolis, and critically acclaimed 127 Hours. As an audience, we have had the pleasure of witnessing Franco master various roles. In Pineapple Express, he played a dimwitted, but loveable drug dealer and made potheads all over the world laugh until they bong water out of their noses. In Annapolis,...

Celebrities

Jailbird Ja Rule Gets 2 Years in Prison

Celebrities Wednesday, about sixths months after he pleaded guilty, hip-hopper Ja Rule was sentenced to two years in prison. Six months ago Ja, AKA Jeffrey Atkins, pleaded guilty to charges of attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He was sentenced in New York State Supreme Court, and was sentenced to go to prison later that afternoon. The charge comes from an evening in 2007; a semi-automatic handgun...

Celebrities

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Split

Celebrities Famed actor Sean Penn has been dodging questions surrounding his rumored relationship with Scarlett Johansson for the last few months. The relationship was never actually confirmed by either of the celebrities during the run of the romance. The ending of the relationship, however, has been confirmed. There had been rumors of a breakup between the two, even though they never admitted they were...

Larry King

Larry King on the Daily Show Still Alive

Larry King Jon Stewart's infamously hilarious talk show, The Daily Show, was recently graced by the presence of Larry King, the crypt keeper of American news. The interview was not notably lengthy; perhaps Jon didn't want to wear him out. Larry did, however, get a great opportunity to assure the world that he is, in fact, still kicking. Stewart watched intently, with an air of amusement, as the long-time...

Kardashian

Yeti has Nip Slip

Kardashian The Yeti aka Kloe Kardashian made an appearance on Fox & Friends and throughout the entire interview her nipple was completely visible. Kloe has been tweeting about this incident non stop most likely because she has finally succeeded in getting some media attention. Although she does not have any physical attributes in common with the other Kardashian girls she did get the dumb gene along with...

Nick Lachey

Marrying Another Idiot Vanessa Minnillo

Nick Lachey Nick Lachey, former 98 degrees member and star of the reality TV show Newlyweds, celebrated his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo in California last week. They hosted the shower in West Hollywood, California. The posh celebration was thrown on top of the London Hotel. Even more posh, the meals for the couple and their guests were prepared by the meanest and most famous cook on television, Gordon...

Nadya Suleman Octomom

Get A REAL job

Nadya Suleman Octomom On June 18 the Ocotomom plans on holding a bikini car wash because she needs money to fix her house. She has invited a few other D list celebrities like Capri Anderson (the porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill) and Tila Tequila (known for killing heiress Casey Johnson). To promote this event she has taken several photos of herself on the beach in a bikini, it is reported that while taking...

Lindsay Lohan

Alcohol Allowed House Arrest

Lindsay Lohan Wow Lindsey Lohan really has it rough, Lindsay Lohan Begins 35 Days House Arrest - At Her 3,100 Square Foot Luxury Beach Villa in Venice CA. She will have to remain in that small dungeon for about a month after pleading no contest to theft. Of course she can have visitors, go to doctors appointments, surf the net, sun bathe and get this, she is ALLOWED to drink alcohol. However she can not go...

Jennifer Aniston

Clingy and Insecure Seeks Friends Approval

Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is too clingy and insecure and once again is looking to seek her friends approval for her latest love affair. Apparently Jennifer has found a new boyfriend named Justin Theroux, ever heard of him? He is actually known for his role in American Psycho and was the voice for Megamind's father in Megamind. Hey Jen, stop being so insecure and for your sake I hope this one works out...

Justin Bieber

Justin Picking his Nose VIDEO

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber was caught on camera picking his nose. Apparently the little twerp was visiting his grandparents and thought 'Finally I am alone' and went to town picking that little cute nose of his. Well, he was wrong, the pictures have showed up all over the internet.

Lady Gaga

Utterly Disgraceful Judas

Lady Gaga I think it really horrible that Lady Gaga has been allowed to make the song Judas it is full of blasphemy! Its disgraceful, I as a christian am very unhappy about this catchy tune being played all the time for young people to sing to. If she'd made a song ripping into that if another faith there would have been trouble but if its just Christianity its fine. But is it? I find it disgusting and...

Jennifer Aniston

Nude Photos Gotta Pay Bills

Jennifer Aniston In SmartWater’s most recent ad, the failing actress Jennifer Aniston poses topless. I guess she has to pay the bills somehow. After a string of flop movies, what’s a girl to do? I suppose when the calls from directors and casting agents stop coming in, there is little left to do but get naked… and that is exactly what this former A-lister has done. After a scandalous break-up with...

Lindsay Lohan

Not Her Fault For Once

Lindsay Lohan I’m sure that we are all aware of Lindsay Lohan’s recent house arrest. She has been placed on house arrest, ankle bracelet and all, in her home in Venice. Well, surprise! Only five days after Hollywood’s favorite train wreck sounded alarms when her bracelet went off. Apparently, Lohan did nothing wrong for once. Her representatives told E! News that there was a system malfunction, as far as...

Nadya Suleman Octomom

Octomoms Doctor Loses License

Nadya Suleman Octomom Nadya "Octomom" Suleman's doctor has lost his license to practice medicine because he failed to practice 'sound judgement' on three different occasions. Dr Kamrava's has a history of committing gross negligence. He once implanted 7 embryos in a 48 year old woman, which resulted in the mother having quadruplets and due to a complicated birth one of the babies died just before birth. His other...

Kardashian

Smacked by Kim Kardashian

Kardashian What an awful day I wake up this morning feeling pretty good, get my cup of coffee and read my online papers and get smacked in the face by the headlines "Kim Kardashian getting married". The last few months have been so nice, Kim Kardashian FREE, I had totally forgotten about the entire family who by the way I swear, thinks they are America's Royal Family. I hate Kim Kardahsian, and her big...

Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez What Are You Doing

Justin Bieber What the hell is Selena Gomez doing dating a little undernourished faggy white kid like Justin Bieber? Suddenly there are photos all over the internet of Justin Bieber grabbing Selena's perfect behind, I just do not get it? Selena Gomez is gorgeous and could be with anyone, why Justin Bieber? That little twit probably weighs about 90 pounds wet and looks gay as hell…not that there is...

Paris Hilton

One Night in Paris Engaged

Paris Hilton Paris Hilton is probably one of the most talked about celebrity in the 'I have no talent' industry. Every move she makes and every word she has ever said is published to the public. Her life is an open book to the public whether it is good or bad, and lets face it is always bad. Paris Hilton has made some big news over the years, like her famous sex tape 'One Night in Paris'. Don't get me wrong,...

Oprah Winfrey

Will She BE Successful Again

Oprah Winfrey Oprah Windfrey has been one of the best television hosts in the show business industry. She made a huge impact to every viewer and even her own staff. It was 15 years ago when she started, succeeded and become famous since then. Oprah Windfrey is a trademark to the industry and made it to the peak of her career. She started small and became huge and loved by her followers, but does she have to...

Kelsey Grammer

Grammers Divorce Is Final

Kelsey Grammer Continuing the always-popular trend of divorce in Hollywood is Kelsey Grammer. Grammer has been living out of the public eye recently; not because he wants to but because no one watches Frasier anymore. He hasn't seen any publicity in quite a while; it's unfortunate that this is how we'll remember him now. We'll remember him as a four-time married man, and no longer a pretentious actor who always...

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Politicians Keep It in Your Pants

Arnold Schwarzenegger So, Arnold Schwarzenegger's in the news this, but not for political achievements or to celebrate the lack of work he's had in the entertainment industry. No. Arnold is now famous for infidelity. Following in the footsteps of other great politicians, like Bill Clinton, Arnold couldn't 'keep it in his pants'. His wife, Maria Shriver, became aware of the affair that he was having with their...

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Divorce Drama

Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger confesses to his wife Maria Shriver that he has a secret love child with their maid who has been working for them for the past twenty years. And if that is not bad enough Maria was pregnant at the same time as the mistress and Maria even threw the maid a baby shower. Arnold held office and paraded around talking about family values while he lied for over a decade to his...

Lady Gaga

Gag Me Gaga

Lady Gaga This new obsession with Lady Gaga makes me sick. I really don't understand what it's all about. I understand that she's an icon, but why? It can't be her music. Her songs are so simple. I could have written 'Just Dance' in my third grade class. It just shows how sheepish the American youth is. They will follow anything that other people say is popular. She is not the 'new Madonna'. Her music...

Megan Fox

Worst Actress Ever

Megan Fox Megan Fox is the worst thing to happen to the world of acting in some time. You know Megan Fox, that super hot girl from Transformers Yea, okay. She's smokin', and I will not fault her for that. I would put her in a movie too; it means every man in America will see it! I cannot, however, take her seriously at all as an actress. Every single time she opens her mouth to speak a line of...

Charlie Sheen

Ashton Kutcher on two and half men

Charlie Sheen What the heck happened to Charlie Sheen, did he finally check himself into mental hospital or rehab center? It seems he finally listened to the world found a dark corner and went away. Well good news for two and half men fans, Ashton Kutcher just signed a deal with CBS to replace Sheen role. I am sure this is not the last that we heard from Charlie Sheen although I wish it was.

Coco Nicole Austin

Ice Loves Coco but why

Coco Nicole Austin Coco aka Nicole Austin the wife of actor Ice T will soon be annoying the crap out of us as she has reality show coming out this June called "Ice Loves Coco". For those of you who have not heard of Coco, she is an ex rejected porn star that never really made it. She has been married to rapper turned actor Ice T for over ten years. She always shows up at events wearing very skimpy cloths with...

Mel Gibson

All Charges Dropped by Oksana Grigorieva

Mel Gibson Mel Gibsons ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva walked into court yesterday and dropped her domestic violence claim against Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson and his attorney appeared to be shocked, but is it possible that they were just acting? Not only did she drop the Domestic violence claim but she also got rid of the restraining order she had against Mel Gibson. Is she crazy? He has already smashed her...

Charlie Sheen

Finally does something selfless

Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen has finally done something that does not center around drugs, alcohol and woman, he is doing something for charity. He has decided to raise money for a baseball fan that was critically injured after a baseball game in Los Angeles.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Encourages Stalkers

Paris Hilton James Rainford (Stalker number 1) Lunged at Paris Hilton's boyfriend outside a court house at a hearing that Paris was slated to testify against another Stalker (stalker number 2). Rainford has been caught sneaking onto Paris Hiltons property when her boyfriend tackled him. Rainford maintains that he has asked Paris to marry him and claims she says yes. He also claims that Paris Hiltons father...

Charlie Sheen

Two and a Half Men relaunches

Charlie Sheen Chuck Lorre has begun to plan the relaunch of the CBS hit show Two and Half Men. Sheen who was fired back in March is suing Lorre for over 100 million dollars although on his recent tour he has on several occasions mentioned that he would love his job back. Sheen has been actively pursuing the cast members of Two and Half Men tying to clear the air in hopes that this will get his job back. ...

Michael Jackson

Dr Conrad is to blame

Michael Jackson Recently in the trial of Michael Jacksons personal doctor Conrad Murray the judge in the case decided that autopsy photos would be shown to the jury. The defense did not want these photos included in the case because they feared that they would inflame the jury so much so that they would not be able to make a rational decision. I personally feel that the jury needs to see these photos to...

Charlie Sheen

Update Goddess Dumps Him

Charlie Sheen I guess Charlie is no longer WINNING! just DUH you are just a big LOSER. Sheen recently lost custody of his children and now one of his Goddesses, Rachel Oberin aka Olson broke up with Charlie via text message. This guy is such a loser, he gets dumped by a girl who claims the title "Best All Girl Three Way Sex Scene", invited Lindsey Lohan to come hang out with him and bombs night after...

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor Vs Motherhood At 94

Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor is 94 years old. In a weakened state and very close to the end of her life, her husband wants her to be a mother again. Why? So she can experience motherhood one last time; and the biggest reason, so he won't be alone with Zsa Zsa dies. This is despicable to me. The woman has been through so much in the last few years; from being hospital bed-ridden, to having to have a leg...

Britney Spears

Dear Britney Spears

Britney Spears Please go away! Your talented beauty of yesterday has faded into this creature we see before us; a talentless drone for the entertainment industry. A once original pop-tart replaced by a media sell-out who will do anything to get her name back on the record chart. You're a bleach blond dumbass, my dear. Although, you've succeeded admirably with your latest releases, they sound exactly the same! I...

Kanye West

Kanye West Is A Nightmare

Kanye West One of which I hope his devoted fans and pathetic followers wake up from. He's an arrogant, excessively idiotic drone who thinks he is far smarter than he actually is. No one who's been arrested for violence, vandalism, and female abuse is a good role model for anybody; and Kanye West is a shining beacon for all the neglectful ghetto parents, the crazy gangbanger wannabes, and the clueless...

Glenn Beck

Your First Amendment Rights Threatened

Glenn Beck When Glenn Beck left HLN and moved his show over to Fox News to host his show on the five pm time slot, he immediately broke rating records. His show on Fox is among the top three news programs on television today. He is a best selling author, and the host of a very successful radio show. Why than is Beck being fired from Fox News? Rumor has it that advertisers such as NexisLexis-owned...

Kelly Clarkson

Fat Celebrities

Kelly Clarkson My God I thought Kelly Clarkson was fat back in 07 take a gander at her now. There are rumors that when she performs she demands a ton of food backstage...Could this be true? By the looks of her, I have to say YES. What is going on with her, she was so cute when she won American Idol. She admittedly eats Junk and whatever she craves whenever she craves it. She claims that her weight...

Celebrities

Celebrity Pregnancy Poses

Celebrities When a celebrity gets pregnant, it's big news. Who's the father? Are they going for a natural birth or something crazy? Is it a boy or a girl? Then comes the magazine covers; usually a naked pregnant celebrity with one hand over her bare breasts and one hand cupping the underside of her very swollen belly. While this can be deemed as beautiful by some, it's completely unrealistic. When you look...

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Is Still A Little Girl

Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus is a name that has become familiar with attitude from people who loved her and people who hated her from the start. At 15, she took a few dirty photos and they were somehow leaked online. She's had problems with her family, expressed dread over Disney, and acted like a typical teenager going through periods of rebellion; while this is all too often written away as teenage behavior,...

Rihanna

The Catastrophe That Is Rihanna

Rihanna I am so tired of hearing about Rihanna. Every time you turn on entertainment television, she's completely unavoidable. She is classified as a sex symbol; a freak in every sexual sense, but she wouldn't know the true meaning of that if it jumped up and bit her on the ass. People who are into S&M, I mean REALLY into it, don't flaunt it. She's trying to break into a community and a lifestyle that...

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Is Talentless

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is what the media would like to pass off as an original, entertaining, and talented figure in music, but she's really a falsely manufactured androgynous imbecile who couldn't karaoke herself out of a cardboard box. There's nothing special about her. The name was company picked and it is entirely by a stroke of luck that she has become famous. It's been proven that even her songs are not...

Lawrence Taylor

Lawrence Taylor Rapist and Sex Offender gets No Jail Time

Lawrence Taylor So I am totally outraged that the football hall of famer, drug addict, rapist and sex offender aka Lawrence Taylor gets away scott free with no jail time for raping an underage girl. Yes Lawrence Taylor may have cut a rug on the dance floor on Dancing with the Stars but police say he had a pimp deliver a teenage girl to his hotel room like she was a pizza. The underage girl was forced into...

Kardashian

The Million Dollar Yeti

Kardashian Khloe Kardashian defies all logic when it comes to the physical construction of a normal human's body. It makes me question the evolution of present man from the neaderthal period, because clearly, she's the closest thing to a humanoid cave-dweller that I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. I'm surprised some lucky paparazzi hasn't submitted her picture to a cryptozoological society yet,...

Paparazzi

Paparazzi Lack Compassion

Paparazzi It's truly an irritating and sad state of affairs when you come to the realization that people care very little about each other in today's world. You see celebrity entertainment documenting the hardships of fame and being in the spotlight while living a normal life, and people are interested in that misery for all of 5 Hollywood seconds. Then that life is exchanged for another. Maybe it's the...

Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck is a fear mongering fool

Glenn Beck Obviously, Glenn Beck is just one step closer to saving his nail clippings and joining a cult somewhere. People who actually watch this fool has a mental disorder / OCD or too dumb to understand anything at all. Create a Radio Show on BlogTalkRadio. Broadcast Now.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is a rip off

Lady Gaga Finally Madonna has stepped in and complained about Lady Gaga ripping her off. When I first heard Lady Gaga on the radio I asked my 12 year old daughter is this a new Madonna song? And that was back when her 'hit' Alejandro was played continuously on the radio. I am so glad the REAL pop icon finally stood up and sad something. I cannot stand Lady Gaga, it is so obvious that EVERYTHING she does is...

Lindsay Lohan

From Fame To Lame

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan, also known as "crackwhore galore," seems to be at constant odds with her father. Why is this? When he's probably partially responsible for her spiral into drug addiction and frequent bouts of questionable lesbianistic tendencies. (I'm bisexual and I understand the attraction to women but Samantha Ronson is clearly one unattractive bulldyke.) Lindsay could do better, let's put it...

Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen Is A Brat

Taylor Momsen Taylor Momsen is the epitome of bad entertainment. She's filling the void left behind by equally vile has-beens. When it comes to her appearance, I believe it's her personal mission to look like something a dog would puke up; and so far, she's succeeded admirably. I do give her kudos for wearing Rob Zombie attire (I'm a big fan there) but Taylor Momsen sees no crime in looking like a 2 cent...

Christina Aguilera

What Happened To Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera There is a point when a celebrity goes completely crazy and you're left to ask yourself "What happened?!" The latest in a string of mental has-beens is the once very popular Christina Aguilera, star of the new musical "Burlesque." Supposedly, she was arrested over the weekend for public intoxication with her new beau, and this is after she completely obliterated the National Anthem on live...

Rebecca Black

Chill out it is Friday

Rebecca Black
I was looking threw my tweets and came across this tweet about Rebecca Black and her new song and video called Its Friday. So I clicked on the link and there is this video of this young girl singing about the days of the week. Her overused auto focus video and cheesy lyrics(Yesterday, c That was the Thursday / Today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday and comes after) are absolutely...

Justin Bieber

Are You A Belieber

Justin Bieber Justin Bieber has become a household name to many little girls around the country; but honestly, my only question is Why? He's a teenage boy of average attractiveness with a silly trademarked haircut. He sounds like every kid who's ever tried to sing and can't but he has a band of faithful followers. I heard at one point that it was because he put on a great show but I can't see paying almost...

Michael Jackson

King Of Pedophiles

Michael Jackson Michael Jackson is dead. I know this may come to a shock to many of you who believed the "King of Pop" would never perish, but alas, he's been dead a long time now. So why the continuous playing of his songs on the radio, the tributes to him all over television shows, and the release of new albums? The man is deceased and the last time I checked, we didn't give pedophiles special recognition for...

Kardashian

The Overrated Tart

Kardashian Kim Kardashian is nothing less than a lucky troll. Why? Well, examine the facts. There are very few people who knew about or cared about any of the Kardashians until Kim released a sex tape (big surprise there). It was discovered they were beyond rich and the media immediately flocks to give them enough publicity to feed on for a few years and a reality television show. When honestly, none of the...

Kesha

Kesha AKA The Glitter Whore

Kesha Kesha is a testament to the failure of the music industry. She’s a hideously deformed drone with no sense of fashion, lousy vocal skills, and a following of highly impressionable young girls and boys. People can’t seem to get enough of her crack-whore persona and blatant nymphomaniac attitude. However, it is not her voice that assaults me 99% of the time; it’s her body and face. Ugly...

Charlie Sheen

Once Again Charlie Loses it

Charlie Sheen
Another Parody about Sheen going nuts on the Soup. What is wrong with this guy, get it together! Charlie Sheen New Signature Clothing

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen Rant

Charlie Sheen
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen Gone Crazy


Is it just me or has Charlie Sheen completely lost his mind? It seems to me with his stint in hospitals due to drug overdoses and his extensive use of young prostitutes, the money he was making has gone to his head. Recently, because of his problems, his hit t.v. show "Two and a Half Men" was canceled. As soon as this happened, Sheen was on television telling his side of a wacky story that...

Celebrities

Amy Adams

Celebrities Contribution by Archie Watts I actually first remember seeing Amy Adams on the hit TV series, That '70s Show. She was a guest star playing Kat Peterson, the most popular girl in the school, who was hooking up with the resident scoundrel, Hyde. The next time I saw her was in Cruel Intentions 2 when it aired on Cable TV HD packages. That's when I first remembered her in the Kat Peterson role....

Bree Olson

Tweets are FILTHY

Bree Olson Please take a minute and read threw the most disturbing twitter feed I have ever read. Bree Olson is the goddess that just broke up with Charlie Sheen via text message. She is an adult film star and obviously a very sick person. She tweets about being raped, being raped while pregnant, having sex with many men while pregnant, and being a receptacle for the male sperm. Yes she is a pig! This...

Tobey Maguire

Celebrities and Back Pain

Tobey Maguire Most people simply use the term back pain but it is actually known as dorsalgia and most typically it originates in the muscles and nerves. Back pain is one of the most common problems in adults between the ages of 25-45 and can be helped greatly with the use of a TENS Units, Muscle Stimulator or Ultrasound unit. Celebrities such as Tobey Maguire have been known to suffer from lower back pain,...